Why Total New Media?
Why Total New Media?
I’m basically the Lewis and Clark of open-source internet presence—minus the canoes and questionable maps. Odds are, you’ve already stumbled across my work while browsing the web (you’re welcome). I’ve been in on the ground floor of multiple websites, which means I know the ropes, the shortcuts, and where the snacks are hidden. Let me put my years of experience to work for you…starting today! (Because tomorrow is so last week.)
The bottom line….I deliver!
Over the last 29 years, I’ve worked with everyone from entrepreneurial veterans who could sell ice to penguins to fresh-faced startups still figuring out how to turn on the coffee maker. Together, we’ve crafted messages that are as professional as a three-piece suit, as colorful as a box of crayons, and as competent as a cat landing on its feet.
Basically, I make you look good online while making sure your website doesn’t scream, “Help, I’m stuck in MySpace circa 1999!” I’ve been at this longer than Google has been online —They started in 1998 back when search engines were just glorified phonebooks with attitude.
WordPress Specialist
WordPress is like a Swiss Army knife for websites—except instead of fumbling to find the corkscrew, I’m the guy who knows exactly which blade to pull out. I’ve got you covered. No fluff, no nonsense—just the tools you actually need to make your website shine brighter than your cousin’s vacation photos on Instagram.
You could have a sleek, functional website that makes people say, “Wow, they really have their act together.” All it takes is one call. Think of it as pressing the “launch” button on your digital rocket ship. So schedule a consultation with me today—